German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.

bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up

by steve palumbo March 6, 2008

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cheesy geraldo

An awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as Geraldo Rivera's

That cheesy geraldo on your lip ain't gonna get you laid, son.

by Fredo's da bomb September 30, 2003

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German Dick Rape

while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.

I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole

by DaveMickeyMcGermansonLickButt October 18, 2010

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Geraldo

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic

Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.

by Alex April 5, 2003

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german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.

"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003

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