Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 6, 2022

knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

by bile2 February 19, 2010

ghud grease

(v)- The act of being caught jacking off at a friend's house, typically a really embarrassing moment. This occurs when one has enough guts to beat off at someone else's house and then karma bites back.

Chad: "Dude I heard you got ghud greased! Man what's your problem?!"

Garret " Yea mane shit, it was an accident dawg. I mean I couldn't resist that shyd..."

by greaser11 March 26, 2010

keep the greasy side down

An action; as in travel safe or keep your vehicle on its tires. Keep the underside of your vehicle to the ground...keep the greasy side down! The undercarriage of older vehicles especially, could be found unusually greasy and full of oil. In instances where there may be an oil leak on your vehicle or the exhaust was excreting oil.

You're heading out on your road trip to Yellowstone Park? Well then, keep the greasy side down!

by AB in MT February 18, 2010

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004