gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

gooning

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine

OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning

by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024

Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Groosin

1. A beast who is perfect at everything. The definition of a god.

2. A very cool but goofy person.
3. A Zelda Character

"Yo my man is groosin it"

by JimmathyC June 4, 2024

Goosii

Adjective, that describes something surprisingly negative or surprisingly funny. Normally negative connotation, but in some cases also positive.

His new haircut looks goosii.

by JulianKr June 5, 2024

Gooninf

When you mistype Gooning because your tight

I accidently searched up Gooninf and this random definition came up

by Jelqmaster3000 June 18, 2024

Gooning

What you do with Jared Bared in the back

Yo Jared! Let’s start gooning!

by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024