Funny Farm

A word often used by gnomes to refer to a crazy house or insane asylum.

Megan is a hop, skip and a jump away from the funny farm.

by ashevillan. November 3, 2009

It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

by Marnigus January 25, 2011

walking funny

is an expression people use to talk about someone who is walking in a way they normally don't. People "walk funny" when they are hurt.

A. Why are you walking funny?
B. I must have slept wrong or something.

by Siordiya June 17, 2014

funny money

Small denomination (usually one dollar, more if you're big pimpin') bills that are used for tipping at a strip club.

Needles brought $1000 in funny money to Vegas.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

funny money

Not having enough currency as you portray to have.

When you go out to a club or a party and you expect the price to be 12 dollars but it cost 18 to get in and you have to ask a friend to borrow it. You have funny money.

by Joe Dollaz March 15, 2009

Funky Phantom

Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM

Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?

Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!

Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.

Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.

Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

FUNNY NUMBERS!

What people say when they see someone repping 69 or 420 in their name on a video game.

Call Me Kevin: HAHAH! FUNNY NUMBERS! FUNNY NUHUMBERSSS

by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020