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fauzzie

Adj., Noun, Verb foh-zee, foz-ee:
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. Dude, like, we know nothing...But in knowing we know nothing, we know everything...Wow, that's fauzzie.
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
by Fauzzie Fozzington April 15, 2009
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Fuzzcut

The period of time usually around 3 weeks after having a buzzcut, where your hair isn't long enough to lie down on your head, creating long hair that stands up on your head, creating a fuzzy effect.
Max: Man, I wanna grow my hair and get dreads but the fuzzcut in between is making me think twice.
by maxwell.t July 23, 2009
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Fruzzy

When the word frizzy just isn't good enough
Frizzy + Fuzzy = Fruzzy
The rain today made my hair all fruzzy
by bluecruisedancer December 12, 2009
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fuzz factor

The quantitative measurement of the fuzziness of a physical object. Fuzz per square centimeter. ( Fz/cm² )
Quantum Observer 1: Oh hello, I see you've got a nice sized bird their!

Quantum Observer 2: Why yes I got it while traveling abroad in London, I stole it from some jewpies. It's got a fuzz factor of 2.0
by evasic2 February 28, 2010
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Fuzz

I Fuzzed the Terminater
by PshycoBeach March 27, 2010
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fuzzcast

n. A forecast of the presence of fuzz in the vicinity. Can refer to planning activities in town, a scan of the road around one's car, etc.
"I'd love to join you downtown for drinks, but the fuzzcast there is way too high."

(Driver to passenger): "I want to jump the double yellow into the carpool lane. Look around for the PoPo and give me a fuzzcast."
by free range turtle rancher July 11, 2010
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fluzzing out

freaking out in a fluttery fashion
bro your mom is fluzzing out like theres a fly next to you.
by ninja430fish June 14, 2011
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