February 28

People born on February 28 are the best type of people. don’t mess with people born on February 28th they will knock you out and will come back for round 2 if needed. If you have a friend born on February 28th and you need help with anything they will be there to save the day therefore February 28th is the best day to be born on.

Mark: omg Lucy some people finna jump me after school

Lucy: you’re lucky I was born on February 28th

Lucy proceeds to knock out 5 grown ass men

by lucytheknockeroutter September 19, 2021

February 3rd

February 3rd

Every boy had to say yes to the girls

Girl:hey Tony wanna hang up
Boy:sure since I can’t say no because today is February 3rd

by Baby daddy7392 December 15, 2020

february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.

**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”

by Tiffany T! January 7, 2010

5 February

Where all the cool kids bring ricecakes to school

I want 5 February ricecake time

by BigBadBootyBoy February 4, 2020

February bitch

Someone born in February who is a bitch

Samantha is such a February bitch

by Tonneau January 28, 2019

February 28

Hold your girlfriends hand day

Hold your girlfriends hand on February 28

by Carlin May January 12, 2020

Fingerless February

For all of February girls cannot finger themselves.

Did you know on February 1 its Fingerless February.
That means I can’t finger myself for a whole month!!

by k_mk November 3, 2019