faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 11, 2014

Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.

Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!

by CathieT March 10, 2021

faux dyke

Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.

Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.

I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.

by Geeeebs April 20, 2017

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 04, 2008

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021