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Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole
Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay
by Dshshgs September 7, 2016
mugGet the Farm assholemug.

Wind Farming

When multiple people partake in the act of wind milling on one person.
"Jack was asleep last night, so me, Mike, Alex and Stevie started wind milling."
"Dude, that's wind farming.
by chiefwiggum198321 July 29, 2012
mugGet the Wind Farmingmug.

regrow farming

When you have the stupud 3-2 wizard and more 2-2 wizards
This noob is just regrow farming my rush
by BTD Battles April 3, 2017
mugGet the regrow farmingmug.

plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
mugGet the plankton farmingmug.

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.
Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck
by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
mugGet the farm truckmug.

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.
Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!
by Offrey J June 17, 2006
mugGet the Tree Farmmug.

Farm Songs

Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?

Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.
by iphonedaily June 15, 2009
mugGet the Farm Songsmug.

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