fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

Fried Muddy

fried muddy is the residue in a crack pipe.
the brown oil dripping down the inside.

well all my crack is gone so now its time to smoke fried muddy!that mudd is sooo scrumptious

by T.N.T July 27, 2007

fried cyclops

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009

Fried rice

Referencing an Asian who is dumb as shit ; high on life .

Look Pedro .. that fried rice over there is doing some weird stuff

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 13, 2019

curly fries

a man with curly hair

yo that man a curly fries

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾ February 14, 2019

freedom fries

A really childish way to get back at France. What are they going to do next? Rename France "Poopyland"?

"I'll have a hamburger and some Freedom Fries."

by ssbmeleemaster June 6, 2003

freedom fries

Operation: Freedom Fries: An idiotic plan by people who think the french give a damn about the crappy name change. my god they need to think of better ways to get back at enemy countrys!

Dumbass: lets picket about french fries until every fucking resteraunt calls them freedom fries!
smart guy: No matter what they're still the same

by Anonymous August 22, 2003