facesack

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.

"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"

by _Ethan June 11, 2008

facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul

dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo

by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

facescrub

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.

Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.

by Darksun33 December 8, 2009

Fact Jew

Fact Jew is a more socially accepted way of saying 'F*** you'.
It derives from the way an iOS device corrects the words 'F*** you' when being typed. Contrary to popular belief, there is no 'fiction jew' as that would just be preposterous.

"Hey Henry, we're going to the shopping centre without you"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!

"Hey Henry, we've decided that you can't come with us to town"
"Why do you have to do this to me? Fact Jew!"

by sahimster September 2, 2012

Fact That.

To prove something or too explain your opinion and have undeniable truth to back it up.

Hey bro I had sex with Hillary finally last night.

Reply: Bro seriously? Prove that shit Fact That.

by Mojo_Dojo February 18, 2020

Terry Fact

a surprisingly impressive piece of information that, upon further inspection, reveals itself to be completely implausible and, upon even further inspection, blatantly false and borderline ludicrous.

Did you hear the latest Terry Fact? That there is more Monopoly money in the world than fiat currency?

by palvar November 10, 2012