England

A country whom in the 18th and 19th century took great pleasure in raping smaller or weaker places such as Africa and Asia.

Oh fuck, Englands cuming.

by SEXY MAN mamam=== October 7, 2020

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.

Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.

by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021

England

is his city and the sun is his planet

England is my city and the sun is my planet

by Xilafist August 21, 2023

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025

st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

New England Accent

The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.

Examples of the New England Accent:

Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah

New Hampshire - New Hampshuh

New York - New Yahk

Red Sox - Red Sawx

Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump

Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker

Roundabout - Rotary

February - Febuary

March - Mahch

Summer - Summuh

Your - Yuh
Here - Hy

Asshole - Ess'ole

Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd

Police - Coppuh

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 10, 2021