Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

Emergendanger

The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.

Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

by TraderManSam December 29, 2009

emergency roll

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.

Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.

by TheFezz April 15, 2014

emeducation

To emancipate the education of animals in Africa

I emeducation my monkey in the ways of your mom

by Diplitmitgit November 19, 2016

emerentia

A cute adorable girl,loving and shy but very adventurous!

Did you hang with emerentia this weekend? She was a blast once she got used to the crowd !

by Alekzayne BigDick August 27, 2017

emergent nihilism

A contrapositive form of nihilism in which the momentum of desire replaces the momentum of will.

A Schopenhauerian nihilism in which desire emerges as aesthetic.

Meta-nihilism.

Emergent nihilism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of effection with Schopenhauer's paradigm of emergence.

Human beings observe this emergence as the panagram of colors.

by sandraxine August 11, 2018

Emerald

a small town in central queensland full of crabs, miners and number 1 on the BWS qld sales list

Classic Emerald

by drifter09 June 8, 2019