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One-Eyed Elephant

When a man gets on all fours and spreads his asscheeks apart revealing his asshole. With the buttcheeks representing the large ears, the asshole as the one eye, and the hanging cock as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.
Nick: Hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
Slut: Sure Daddy.
Nick: There it is. Now tongue that ass like you do so well.
by BelASSis February 17, 2013
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elephantitis

it can affect any part of the body other than the genitals. it can infect arms, legs, and fingers as well as any other part of the body.
by ivanna_tinkle_69 October 1, 2003
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Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!
My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.
by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009
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Elephant Trunk

After a woman/man takes vigourous anal punishment, their asstube dangles out resembling an elephant trunk.
After hours of brutal anal sex, an elephant trunk pronounced itself as a bulge in the back of Brittany's underwear
by Alex P. March 19, 2003
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Elephant Fuck

To ram your knee into someone's ass very hard.
by sonnytruelove January 23, 2009
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elephant trunk

An uncircumsized penis that resembles the trunk of an elephant.
Man: Hey girl...check out my mangina!
Girl: OMG! GET THAT ELEPHANT TRUNK AWAY FROM ME!
by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005
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Elephant moment

An incident that's hard to ignore but that those responsible want you ignore regardless.
We’re a bit disappointed we couldn’t get Aspendos, but it’s closed and could have rained even if we’d forced it to open. To make up for this, the stage will be adorned with specially commissioned Mount Nemrut statues of ancient Anatolia. We can be fairly certain that this will look good, but even if it doesn’t, this would just be our “elephant moment.”
by NotConstantinople March 19, 2010
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