I'm slowing dow; that banana-Oreo-chocolate-syrup-frozen-yogurt milkshake I just had was a huge sugar dump.
by Nastyfingers August 24, 2008
Get the sugar dumpmug. The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
by WFTR November 1, 2013
Get the Dumping Monkeymug. A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
Get the dump horsemug. When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
Get the Dump the Pumpkinmug. by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017
Get the Lays dumpmug. The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.
by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009
Get the Dump Dialmug. When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
Get the Titanic Dumpmug.