Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.

"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008

Geoff's Disease

The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.

Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.

The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.

"That guy has a touch of Geoff's Disease"

by Gerald D Funk August 18, 2008

Dixie Chick's disease

for more information see Teleprosy

"Did you watch Olbermann last night? It was ridickulumulus."

"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."

by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

Dose of the wog

to feel under the weather or sick with a cold

Scott: Hi its just Scott, im sorry but i wont be able to come to work today, im feeling to sick.

Alan: Gee you sound like shit, you must have caught a dose of the wog! rest up and we will see you tomorrow

by HawkGunner March 27, 2008

Dose Rape

To deliberately put someone under the influence of a psychotropic drug without their knowledge or consent. Most commonly used when referring to LSD. This can be accomplished by spiking a victim's food or drink, exchanging medications found in their home for the elicit substance in question, or by spritzing them in the face with a diluted preparation of the drug via a spray bottle.

Dude, I think I got dose raped at the Phish concert last night. I was just swigging on my hemp soda when all of a sudden I started hearing colors, seeing sounds, and tasting smells. Then I got really dizzy and threw up on my girlfriend.

by Boy_Howdy March 13, 2011

Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005