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Dork Monitor
The "dork monitor" (or dork microscope) is an imaginary device used to represent people putting other people under intense and usually ongoing (monitor) scrutiny for every thing no matter how tiny to condemn them for. Like hooking them up to some kind of device to find and keep track of these things.
"Wow! Suzy hooked Sam up to the dork monitor! She found a whole bunch of petty stuff to hate him for and she keeps bringing up more rotten things to say about him!"
"That politician put his opponent under the dork microscope and he is now mudslinging that person over what he found."
"That politician put his opponent under the dork microscope and he is now mudslinging that person over what he found."
Dork Monitor by plteshutoverlock April 19, 2026
Jurassic Dork
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
You're such a dork
A phrase you say when a person you love is doing/ saying something totally stupid, but you love it and them for it
You're such a dork by gooeygal December 23, 2017
Orkin Dork
The Orkin Man in the commercials... Standing at attention with his Orkin Helmet and sign on a stick... giving the evil eye to the giant termites.
At the end of the typical Orkin TV commercial, the Orkin Dork gives the evil eye to the giant termite.
Orkin Dork by Side of Fries April 1, 2011
Grade A dork
Grade A dork
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
Anybody who goes around in an Inspector Gadget coat, is violent, has a shitty temper, lies alot, and prefers his women to not speak english.
That Grade A dork kicked me for no reason.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
Beware of that Grade A dork, he beats people up - including the few women that he can get.
That Grade A dork threatened to kill me.
Grade A dork by original_oseanoman December 14, 2009