Definitions by plteshutoverlock
Dork Monitor
The "dork monitor" (or dork microscope) is an imaginary device used to represent people putting other people under intense and usually ongoing (monitor) scrutiny for every thing no matter how tiny to condemn them for. Like hooking them up to some kind of device to find and keep track of these things.
"Wow! Suzy hooked Sam up to the dork monitor! She found a whole bunch of petty stuff to hate him for and she keeps bringing up more rotten things to say about him!"
"That politician put his opponent under the dork microscope and he is now mudslinging that person over what he found."
"That politician put his opponent under the dork microscope and he is now mudslinging that person over what he found."
Dork Monitor by plteshutoverlock April 19, 2026