Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Dog

Cat in disguise.

"definitely dog no cat"

by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog

God
Dogs are God
Cats are fucking werid

PRAISE THE HOLY DOG

by BEAN BOIIIII October 15, 2020

Dog

god backwards

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!

by belowbasic January 27, 2019

Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016

Dog

A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you

I have never seen my dog leave my side when danger is near

by McFly Bobby ;) February 26, 2019