something people do (usually women), who want superficial bitches to like them, or shallow bastards to date them, so that they can loose weight and be hollywoods idea of 'beautiful'.
girl: do you think my diet is working? i think i still look fat.
me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.
girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...
me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.
me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.
girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...
me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.
by all the good names are taken! August 12, 2009
Get the diet mug.A diet consisting of nothing but snack foods, like potato chips or trail mix, and soda or energy drinks. Usually for long or extended periods of gaming such as online tounaments.
John just bought that new Modern Warfare game and decided to go on a Gamer Diet, I havent seen him in a week.
by Kai_Kurai13 January 1, 2010
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a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.
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The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.
Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.
by wiinotfit October 12, 2011
Get the Diet mug.Basically consists of forgoing meals for Vodka and exercise bolemia. Success is determined by how often someone asks when was the last time you ate.
Chris: Screw south beach I'm trying the Lohan Diet.
Mike: Which is?
Chris:Vodka and a lot of cardio.
Mike: Which is?
Chris:Vodka and a lot of cardio.
by M Greenie May 20, 2008
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Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.
by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009
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