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Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.
Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"
by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009
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Dollar Dick Burrito

A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015
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doddy dick

Meaning as in, big, amazing, pleasing, sensational, cock.
My sidie told me she wanted my doddy dick, and I said come get this amazing, sensational, huge cock then baby.
by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015
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Don't Dick December

For those who failed NO NUT NOVEMBER and wants to give it another attempt for the most amazing load on NEW YEARS
"Im gonna try "don't dick December" since my weak ass failed "No Nut November"
by hando227 December 5, 2018
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donald trumps dick

joe: Oh look is you donald trumps dick!
by krisbek17 October 6, 2020
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69 Double Dick Feed

The act of two gay guys driving their dicks down each other's throats.
Those two faggots definitely like to 69 Double Dick Feed!
by J-Sauce Money March 14, 2011
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dog dick

When the penis is actually sucked all the way inside the body and looks like the package of a k-9
Holly shit! That water in lake Huron is so fucking cold I just scored a major case of dog dick.
by bastubes December 11, 2007
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