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Urban Dictionary Editors 

Urban Dictionary Editors are people who never accept words, no matter how good they are and how awesome they are. If i try and add a word, there is only a 10% chance that it'll be published, because of decicion making editors. Hell, i don't even think this will be published.
Urban Dictionary Editors: Wow, this word and definition is so awesome. But i am gonna be evil and not publish it. Muhahahahahaha.

Me: Shit.
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Urban Dictionary Game 

When your terribly bored so you go on urban dictionary.
The point of this game is to press the random button and read the definitions till you reach one that is sexual in anyway.
(Doesn't include insults or hotness)
If one is sexual then you must go back to the UrbanDictionary homepage and start again.
Points are counted for how many definitions you get before a sexual ones comes along.
'Im so bored....Lets play the Urban Dictionary Game.'
*go to UD*

*click random*

1.Puppy- cute fuzzy bundle of fuz
2.Black- a race
3.Using the banana- to have sex

"shii-"

*click homepage button*

*click random*

REPEAT

dictionary 

Welcome to the Urban DICKtionary! Here you find lots of f*cked up sh*t that as*holes b*tches wrote and checked by the websites f*cked up people.
dictionary by Slinky101 April 20, 2017

urban dictionary 

uban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up
urban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up

Urban Dictionary 

"Megan won't go to the prom with me, I'm gonna... write mean things about her on Urban Dictionary! Then she'll REALLY regret it!" *gets distracted by porn and forgets the whole thing*

urban dictionary 

A website that has some accurate definitions and some not. But somehow when you enter a perfectly good definition it doesn't make it onto the website. Then, you make up a bad definition of them because they're are unfair. Great website, bad definitions.
Urban dictionary was mean to me. I'm sorry for what I did that was so wrong even though i don't know what it is.

Oxford Dictionary

What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k
Oxford Dictionary by Retarded21 January 4, 2019