by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019
No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check
Pussy-Check
Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check
Pussy-Check
Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)
by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020
by Cutie Bum May 07, 2015
Long penis and is fun in bed. He would always give you what you want and will always make you laugh. He is a good baker and makes the best cookies. Dick always has sex in his mind and will always ask for it without safety if your willingly to go for it. If he is around your girlfriend then most likely. she isn't your girlfriend anymore.
by unique_loyal October 08, 2019
1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.
1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"
by Gingerbabe May 26, 2015