derking off 

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

derking off by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

shuttle docking 

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

shuttle docking by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

Deep skin docking 

deep skin docking is essentialy the deepthroat action of docking, where the foreskin of one males penis completely engulfes the penis of another male.

I was surprised by how stretchy his foreskin was when he decided to perform deep skin docking on me during our fifth intimate docking session of the day.

Deep skin docking by Padmay123 December 9, 2008

purple sock docking 

A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

purple sock docking by Mavwreck November 14, 2010

ducking 

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

ducking by Kengou October 10, 2003

Raw Dicking 

To not use prophylactics when performing coitus.

Ember walked in on her man after a hard day's work and found her man "Raw Dicking" a bitch.

Raw Dicking by Whiterussian716 December 17, 2008

ducking wired 

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

ducking wired by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010