diahrrea bong

a bong or water pipe that utializes diahrrea in the place of water to filter smoke

"Phil played the ultimate prank on Jorge by tricking him into smoking a diahrrea bong"

by Sausages Mahoney September 22, 2006

DaPritman

God Like creature also the name of a company

Your almost like DaPritman

by Steve March 10, 2003

Diapermiling

Diapermiling
• Not changing your child’s diaper regularly, decreasing your amount of diapers used/purchased.

• A good excuse for not changing a diaper on your child before the wife gets home.

Example:
Cary: - Hi honey, how was your day?
Becky: - My day was stressful. I noticed that Vivien’s diaper is almost falling off her hips, when did you change her last?
Cary: - uh, no biggie dear, I was just saving us some money by “diapermiling”.

by John Oulton October 20, 2008

dialrrhea

To butt-dial someone over and over again.

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"

by mrmonks February 14, 2012

Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.

1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.

by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020

Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022

Diaper Cakes

Stacked useable baby necessities (mainly diapers) shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room.

Bebe Cakes makes the best diaper cakes, check them out at lovebebecakes.com

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011