Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
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Destorm is a person who is giving, hard working and motivating. He is the definition of creativity. He’s believes he’s on the wrong planet. He’s also brutally honest which can be considered cold and heartless. He’s a chick magnet and serial bachelor. He doesn’t mind hurting your feelings and actually enjoys it for the greater good. A visionary and lover of people. He’s the go-to friend for great ideas and sound advice. The no bullshit person needed in your life to push you to the next level.
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