chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004

kay cook

a beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate she’s always kind to everyone.

wow look how beautiful kay cook is

by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

kay cook

beautiful lovely girl who doesn’t deserve hate. she’s an angel that fell from heaven.

wow look how beautiful kay cook is.

by _editing_lily March 6, 2019

ChOOkiE

A Kickass Bruvva who pulls MASSIVE Endos and is a Wheelie GOD.
He is a GREAT looking bloke and is often referred to as a celebrity.

ChOOkiE is the BOMB YO!
I want to have ChOOkiE's babies!
Damn that ChOOkiE is FINE!

by Westside AIIIT May 14, 2004

sam cooked

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

by TheBoss51 February 9, 2006