Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny April 24, 2018

Stuffed crust

A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment

That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.

by P-wordStank65 January 09, 2021

Stuffed crust

A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.

Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?

Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.

by Swiggityswonerr January 18, 2025

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 17, 2017

soup crust

When soup is in a "hot pan" in a steam table and become slighty reduced. Therefore, leaving a chewy or crust like residue on the wall of the pan.

"Hey man, I scraped the soup crust off with a spoon. Do you want some?"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"

by Cotton518 January 02, 2019

Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's

I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week

by Blondetorage August 31, 2015

Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 13, 2020