Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"

you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.

by IoI_xD June 16, 2023

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”

“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”

by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022

Crunch

to get in some where

I crunched into her dms.

by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.

"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

by juckoboi November 24, 2018

crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney April 17, 2011

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024