crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005

crotch skim

When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.

I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.

Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls

by hodo15 July 29, 2009

crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

by kenny the kid February 10, 2008

Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.

He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."

by slobobski April 6, 2010

Crotch Mileage

A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.

The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.

by darbizwell March 4, 2009

Crotch Mop

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG December 14, 2008

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008