Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Crispy on the Inside

When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.

Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"

by TheAssEater2000 May 17, 2016

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020

crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018