craften

Intentionally done

Damn, that old fashioned was craften.

by Sadboy77 September 21, 2021

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019

Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.

Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game that nobody should be playing

Do you like Retro Craftwars?
why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game everybody should hate and not play

guy 1: Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
guy 2: How and why are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Arts n crafts week at Camp Panties

a woman’s “time of the month” ;
menstrual cycle

I’m crabby asf today, I bet it’s about to be arts n crafts week at Camp Panties

by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021