I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 11, 2020
Get the Covid-Catfish mug.A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years
by Spuntard May 12, 2023
Get the Covid-1943 mug.To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
Get the Covid degree mug.The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Get the Covid Jail mug.Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022
Get the Convenient COVID mug.Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
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