ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

I’m feeling a certain way

When someone says that they are feeling a certain way they mean they are horny. THEY WANNA FUCK YOU!

Hey babe I’m feeling a certain way

by Goth.boi December 5, 2017

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Contagion

A cool guy that plays video games.

Owns all the hardcore ladies.

But still keeps the one main honey.

That Contagion owns all the hardcore ladies while playing video games, but still keeps the one main honey.

by A Contagion September 26, 2004

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

Post-Coital Butterscotch

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.

Your post-coital butterscotch stained my sheets!

juice

cum

wet

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

Contage

A montage/collection of condoms.

You can choose from my contage collection.

by Third Timer November 14, 2011