condensation
condensation by lovecutie June 1, 2009
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness
Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness by Benfea October 16, 2006
nonversation
A word used in the presence of others in reference to a conversation which you either will not or can not admit ever occurred.
Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.
nonversation by Grizzly Adamz March 27, 2009
Conversion
Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.
Conversion by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
law of conservation of ass
The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
law of conservation of ass by Mr ... December 1, 2015
conversating
(past): "So yesterday i was conversating with so-and-so about such-and-such."
(present): "Hold Up f00, I'm Conversating over here!"
(present): "Hold Up f00, I'm Conversating over here!"
conversating by Immy October 14, 2003