communist

an optimist

People say that communism would never work because they have no hope or they like to exploit the lower class. A communist believes in a perfect world.

by just maybe May 20, 2008

Gender Communism

The end state of feminism. A world where women are paid equal to men for doing less work. A world where eye-contact is considered rape. A world of gender quotas and forced vasectomies. Speaking out against the regime is punishable by death and the castration and imprisonment of your male family members.

Sweeden is slowly being raped to death by gender communism.

by tigani May 3, 2018

communism and socialism

Two quite different processes with the core idea that the government should help organize society to make day to day life easier on common people and to create a more equal society. Socialism says capitalism is a necessary evil so any governmental influence must be built around somewhat free capitalism. Communism says that capitalism is an unnecessary evil that corrupts society, so it totally replaces capitalism with a working class utopia of sharing and caring that invariably turns into a totalitarian regime that terrorizes its citizens into working whenever things go wrong.

Currently, most of the really smart communists are staying quiet and moving to the field of robotics in the hope that once society is sufficiently automated they can implement universal basic income and declare pyrrhic victory.

Communism and socialism are never used in just one sentence - people always have to go on and on about them.

by heskey30 June 14, 2018

communist

a horrible person that will end up bringing the down fall of his or hers society

BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA is a no good COMMUNIST

by jeff a true patriot October 19, 2008

Sexual communist movement

A moivement that seeks to set up governments and societies around the world where the style of government is communist and everyone is allowed and encourged to fuck everyone else.

Support the sexual communist movement.

by The Fury 13 November 25, 2010

Communism

an often misunderstood term, Communism is an economic theory proposed by Seth MacFarlane in his direct to VHS classic, A Million Days to Die in the West, an eternally popular anime. The theory involves watching every single episode of, The Cleveland Show until you die of brain cancer.

"Conservatism is the new counter-culture" - Gay Retard who hates Communism

by bruh professor January 19, 2019

Academic Communism

When every student in a class earns the exact same grade (often a bad one). This usually occurs in general education classes. Like Communism, every student hates it; esp the dumb ones.

Me: What did you get on that algebra exam?
DD: What do you think? an F.
Me: LOL
DD: What did you get?
Me: an F
Paul: the whole class got Fs
Me: Typical Academic Communism.
DD: Fail.

by The Roach April 1, 2009