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communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
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anarcho-communism

Anarcho-communism is one of many leftist philosophies that grew out of the USSR's collapse. Anarcho-Communists claim to be against government as well as capitalism. The ideology is contradictory in that it portends to be against authority and force, despite the fact that you need authority and force to limit capitalism. Noam Chomsky, a lingistics professor at MIT is one of a several modern leaders of the movement, and he too perpetuates the ideology's contradictions by being for increased government to stop corporations. To be brief, an anarcho-communist makes as much sense as it's name...none. A follower of anarcho-communism is often called an "oxymoron" or simply "moron" for short.
"Colombia's paramilitaries killed workers who tried to join a union. It's not the government's fault...it's Coca Cola's fault." "About 30 million people died under Stalin's authoritarian communist government. It's not Communism's fault...it's capitalism's fault for making Stalin work so hard that he killed people. The solution? Just take away the word 'authoritarian'" "Government is evil...but we need it to protect the environment, provide healthcare, education, jobs, food, and protect people from capitalists who want to sell us things we might want to buy" "Anarcho-communism isn't contradictory...you are contradictory!"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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Communism

A economic and political system which involves a 1 party government and nationalisation of most if not all big businesses, former and current communist countries include the USSR, Cuba, China(could be argued it's a facist due to wide spread capitalism), north Korea(although it could be argued NK is facist instead), Viet Nam,
Yo dude what is communism like I hear so many memes about starving with communism
Communism Is a economic and political ideology
by Danel Rahmani September 6, 2020
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MAGA communism

The combination of Trumpist MAGA populism with communism. Detractors point out the contradictory nature of the ideology.
We need MAGA communism to nationalize big tech and unite with China!
by BurgermeisterMeisterburgerFan September 22, 2022
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tragedy of the commons

Literally, this means what happens when something shared by all gets abused.
I.E. everyone lets their dogs poo all over Central Park becuase they can all use it and none of em own it or have to take care of it.
by Home-mang August 26, 2003
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Communist

A word that Fox News and many conservatives use to describe someone on the left of the political spectrum.
Obama got into office? Well, I guess America is a COMMUNIST SH*THOLE now!
by thew4tchd0ge July 31, 2016
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Communism

It's something made by GOD himself after the nazis decided to fuck the world.
Person1: NIBBA HABE YOU HEARD ABOUT COMMUNISM
Person2: FUC YEAH BROH LET'S GO KILL CAPITALIST PIGS
Person1: YEAH BROH LET GO
by Kamaraden Ivan November 4, 2017
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