columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

Columbus Junction

Where the Cedar and Iowa rivers meet.

I went to Columbus Junction yesterday.

by Emily Staats January 16, 2009

Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)

Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

by tryme!@#!$@#%#!@# July 29, 2009

Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011

Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.

"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"

by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022

Columbus Concussion

While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.

I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.

by RobertAlphonso January 3, 2011

Columbian Snowplow

When a female snorts some crack off of your erect penis, and sucks it at the same time.

The bitch was OTR, so i snuck a columbian snowplow on her and after that she was hurtin for a squirtin

by a-boogy January 19, 2007