cocomelon

one of the most subscribed children's youtube channels with millions of subscribers , with a range of nursery songs from 2 minutes to over half an hour long videos . these animated children's songs are pretty addictive and will keep your young children entertained for hours

mum: go watch tv

child:Im bored of watching tv

mum:what about cocomelon on youtube
child:never heard of that before (watches it every day)

by ellsco607 March 31, 2020

colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action

1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

by Thomas Henry June 12, 2006

cloomer

A british whore.

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Clomp

when a girl jerks you so hard the skin rips.

Dude i cant jerk off for a week cause tina clomped me so hard!

by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

Colombian Teabag

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016

Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019