Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 06, 2011
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butter coffee

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning
God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee
by Not ChristianW March 27, 2018
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Frankenstein coffee

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
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No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.
"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".
by Wizerd1889 October 01, 2019
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 27, 2010
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Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.
by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021
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coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.
Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.
by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009
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