Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

355 (cocktail)

equal parts spiced rum and mixer (typically supermarket own brand coca-cola)

1: "i'm way too sober man, wanna head back for a 355 (cocktail)?"
2: "fuck yeah, man"
1: "should be able to meet them all at the next bar, still"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011

Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

Cocktail

An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions

A birth defect gave me about five cocktails

by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020