Cocaine Grasshopper

Someone who only sees things at surface level

Bro, you're such a cocaine grasshopper, how do you not understand how this is a work of art!?

by Mor(e)peko February 9, 2026

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Cocaine Is StopItNow!

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Cocaine Is StopItNow!

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

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Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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