social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle July 6, 2010

CloneInvictus

A synonym for the word Gay

That guy’s a real CloneInvictus over there!

by Buildcraftguy July 26, 2019

Go Clone Yourself

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

clop-drop

A verb my frineds and I made up to describe when somebody gets massive amounts of damage inflicted to them. This could involve kicking, punching or any other form of impact-type violence. My friends and I came up with this word while playing an old fighting video game. There was this one move where the guy would do a huge heel kick, and usually kill the other guy in one hit with it.

*guy gets his face smashed in with a baseball bat*
"Dude, that guy just clop-dropped Jimmy!"

*guy gets kicked in the head and knocked unconsious*
"Nice job clop-dropping that asshole, Luke"

by Diaperzoo July 28, 2008

clopen

Not quite closed and not quite open. The act of opening a can of coke as if not to completely break open the seal, but just enough so that the coke can be sucked out. Leaving at the end, an empty can of coke that looks unopened.

hey are you going to clopen that?

by syper January 19, 2006

Clone Bone

When having sexual intercourse with a young tramp from behind, next to a window. Then you tag your friend in to take your place. You leave the room and go to the window and wave at the tramp.

"So I was giving this chick a clone bone and she said no wonder it got better all of the sudden."

by Ryanbrett March 25, 2010

Clopped

1.The Sexual act of ejaculating onto a womans eye and thus causing a slight stinging pain in her eyeball, resembling a cyclops which from it gets its name.

2. Also an adjective for just about any situation.

Bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night
Bro 2: Shit man thats awesome

by Brohemoth June 24, 2010