Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!

My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!

by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017

Clean my closet

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.

I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Clean And Sober

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

Clean Logan

Opposite of a Dirty Logan. (When his dick is very small)

Sister 1: did he have a Dirty Logan when he put it in your butt?
Sister 2: no it was a Clean Logan.
Sister 1: Omg I can’t believe our brother has a Clean Logan haha

by Wtfisacleanlogan? April 13, 2020

clean porn

pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever

Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.

by bottom knocker street July 18, 2020

clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble

Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946

by scalibrini August 23, 2007