clartiananity

The religion which is followed by a true Clarter

Do you know Keaton? He follows Clartiananity

by LauraLouBooo May 23, 2024

Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap

Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts

by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024

Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.

"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"

by streamerd October 6, 2024

Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.

by janid November 21, 2024

Claptor

A very clapped and shitty ford raptor, commonly blue, that is on the verge of breaking and or blowing up

Have you seen Hudson’s raptor?

Man, that things a claptor.

by bosby010 December 12, 2024

Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues

Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.

by Melo2967 January 14, 2025

Cautermizing

Cautermizing is the act of getting butt-fucked by an iron dildo inside of a Brazen Bull.

it would be really fucked up if the ancient greeks and romans used Cautermizing i think that would be a real pain in the ass

by lentilsinmybloodstream January 29, 2025