Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.

Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?

by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024

Cantaloupes

Yahiamice’s fruit

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing

by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024

Canthinky

Canthinky is one of the most horrible people you will ever meet, at first they may seem kind but when you get to know the real Canthinky it makes you want to put some iron in their mouth and pull the trigger. Canthinky is known to be self centered due to her massive ego.

Everytime I see Canthinky I feel proud i'm not like them.

by Dr. Cuddy, Dean of Medicine January 15, 2025

Cant be asked

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles

Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"

by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Canterbury Estates

A former public housing complex in Inkster, MI, Canterbury Estates provided affordable homes for decades. Chronic issues, including severe mold, led to tragic deaths and community outrage. The Inkster Housing Commission eventually sold the property, displacing residents and marking a major shift in local public housing.

“Canterbury Estates shaped generations in Inkster, but its closure left a hole in the community that’s still felt today.”—Inkster Local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025