Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

The Banti-Christ

The Banti-Christ is the ultimate loser, the embodiment of bad chat. May often quote scripture of when he/her used to be cool, but hates it when others do.

Booze-dodging-fun-sponge.

Can suck the banter out of a room at 20 paces.

Makes Jimmy Buffet look like a hero.

"Can you keep it down, I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet". - The Banti-Christ

by legay234 March 16, 2008

Christ-Fuck

1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration

1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.

by Samhain69 March 26, 2009

body of christ

Found in several different religions, bread is given to those who repent as "the body of christ"

Dear god! The body of christ is a little stale today...

by KrazyKate January 13, 2007

Anti Christ/Devil's Child

AC/DC (but christian leaders thought that this is what it stood for)

"You know that AC/DC doesn't stand for "Anti Christ/Devil's Child" right?"

by Iguanamo Bay June 13, 2018

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

Jesus Christ

A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey

Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?

by stoolybird October 26, 2006