A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
Get the Christophermug. The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.
by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021
Get the Christophermug. Can you believe how many times he’s tried to pull a Christopher regardless of being caught countless times?! Will he ever stop being Christopher?
by 666greenbastard October 2, 2023
Get the Christophermug. 
Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.
by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022
Get the Christopher Beckmug. Christopher rocha is a man with a very large penis and is great in bed hes caring and fun at parties hes also good at sports.
by Dotcor danile March 9, 2017
Get the christopher rochamug. by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017
Get the christopher kellymug.