uber Christian

Born again christian

She goes to church all the time and listens to christian rock music, she's uber christian.

by oregonlaurie August 30, 2005

Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.

any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.

by Sexydimma September 19, 2015

fair weather christian

a fair weather Christian is a person who only believes in god and Christianity when a miracle occurs and only repents when a rapture prediction is at hand.

on may 21st 2011 joe the " fair weather Christian " repented all of his sins.. yet on may 22nd he was out kicking puppies and coveting his neighbor's wife !

by TheVoiceActor July 11, 2011

cambridge inter-collegiate christian union

The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.

"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."

by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007

Christian

A fucking cunt that complains about Raptors and about every little thing in life and overacts over anything

"Oh that Christian Kid is such a Cunt"

by AdiMlg421 March 9, 2020

christian

A christian is someone who has a personal relationship with God and isnt afraid to show it. It doesnt mean carrying around a bible or wearing a christian t-shirt but more of exposing the ultamite truth which is held in God's personal love letter to each individual (the bible)

A true christian doesnt say they are a christan...but they live like they are one.

by nbrm January 14, 2008

christian rap

Christian Rap can be used as a tool to express the message of Salvation through Jesus Christ to a person that would not reguraly be able to be reach with traditional preaching methods.

It gives a voice to ppl that didnt have a voice before in the urban culture.

There are many different styles of rap and hip hop. West Coast, East, Dirty South, Up North, Mid West, Memphis Tenn. Crunk All different Styles. Secular Rap doesnt own a culture or style. Many regular ppl get saved does it mean they lose their accent. Do they stop liking a style of music? I listened to secular rap all my life mostly including 3 6 mafia. After a life altering experience I now would condemn that music and would promote music with christian meanings. You might say this is lame. Checkout the music I listen to then. Google these artist. Loc Saint, Harmony Hisee, K Drama, Tha Crunkaholics, K-Lee, LeCrae, Mistagetitcrunk, A.G.E., Praverb tha Wyse, Governor, and many many more. I guess the real deal is once a person matures and relizes God is real and gives his life to Christ only christian rap will do, secular rap is all about living a fake fantasy, promoting lust, greed and things that will never satisfy a thirsty soul. jesus loves you believe this.

by B-Zay January 12, 2008