Chinese children 

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.

-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.

Chinese children by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022

valorant children

People on Valorant that use the n-word

Just got racially profiled by valorant children

valorant children by MPan1 December 12, 2022

YOUR Children 

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

YOUR Children by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

chicken children 

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops

Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?

chicken children by anonymous July 12, 2023

Wagyu children 

Wagyu children are doing very little physical activity (mainly playing computer games) and are sustained on a high protein and junk food diet. Subsequently, their muscles are being marbled in to an award winning quality. These children will be the first on the menu when global food production goes south!

The wagyu children next door are looking ready to slice and grill.

Wagyu children by GrassFedHuman July 27, 2023

Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.

Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.

Internet Children by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023

the children 

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

the children by 7568ino November 23, 2023