Wrinkled cheeto

donald trump

"Donald Trump is a Wrinkled cheeto"

by uwillneverguess February 5, 2025

Cheetoing

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)

Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.

by Drinkyt February 13, 2014

Cheeto

cheating hoe

this cheeto gets on my FUCKING NERVES!!! I'm throwing this ring.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022

Cheeto

A nickname for a jokester who makes a crowd laugh for no reason at all. A good friend to talk to without even trying and a legend to many’s hearts. A natural Alpha and a good human being to be around in times of sadness. And also loves to be friends with anyone he can. The name Cheeto comes from mostly comes from eating Cheetos too much. Sometimes being named Cheeto for past sexual relationships.

“Hey man what’s going on?”
“Cheetoooo what up playa?”
“Nothin much just bangin and slangin.”

by Argon the Destroyer of Ladies November 22, 2021

Cheeto

some one who is the biggest simp in existence and still can’t get coochie

“Bro your really acting like a Cheeto right now, you need to quit simpin”

by Stretcherofpussies February 4, 2020

Cheetoing

The act of sucking your fingers clean after inserting them in a vagina.

1. I woke up with the craziest taste in my mouth after cheetoing with my boo last night.

2. Her: do you need a paper towel
Me: nah it’s fine I’ll just Cheeto

by Munglord May 26, 2024

Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.

Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.

by loztnausten July 17, 2020